I Don't Love Meg ... ON OPPOSITE DAY!

In case anyone has wondered why I'm so enamered with Meg, other than her beauty and charm. Here's a good example of why she's is perfect for me and my goofy sense of humor. This is a copy of and email I received entitled "It's opposite day ... "


Goodbye,

I am not missing you today and I haven't thought about you and I do not want to see you tonight! I was happy to leave this morning and couldn't wait to go to work. At school today the kids are being terrible and not at all funny. [student] did not bring a canvas sack of pennies in which makes her look like she robbed a bank. [student] did not think that the Cherokee tribe was actually pronounced 'karaoke." I do not want you to email me and I will not call you later when I'm on my home. I hope you're having a bad day.

Meg


I'm glad I read the title before the body.