Bad Pun of the Moment

My room, Chris Wille (who in an unrelated story evidently wants to pee on everything. don't ask) attempted to dial The Washington Center in D.C. regarding his internship this summer. However, what he got was a women speaking Russian. Eventually she said "You've reached the Russian Embassy." He stammered "uh.. sorry... wrong number." I told him what he should have said was ...

"Sorry I dialed the wrong number. I tried to dial SLOW, but I guess I was RUSHIN'."

(I don't know how to insert a rim-shot sound, so you'll have to make the sound to yourself)